"Stupid sister! Don’t crowd the famous friend!"
Harry: Did he just say dragons?
Snape: Did you just say “Did he just say dragons?”
Harry: There’s gotta be one person, one thing in your life that you miss, that you regret.
Voldemort: Well…maybe there’s one—NO! There isn’t!
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"A goat?! Oh my God, I have to fight a goat, I don’t know if I can do that morally.”
"Not everyone’s perfect, like me. That’s why I am holding out for a ten. Because I’m worth it.”
Draco: Did you just hear something?
Goyle: No. Only quiet. Maybe…one…raindrop.
"Quirrel. Man. LIIISSTEEEEEEEEN."
Quirrel: Master, master, the shipments for the first task of the tournament have just arrived!
Voldemort: Yes I know, Quirrel, I hear everything that you hear.
"It was left to me by my dad. The dad that’s dead, my father’s dead. I have a dead father."
Hermione: It’s simple, guys…The Cloak.
Ron: Of course…
All: The Cloak.
Ron: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Ginny: NONONONO! NONONONO!